I am having a party on Fri 13th April. It would be very nice for you to be there, it's been ages since we've spoken and it would be lovely to find out how the family is doing. Details are simple and straightforward.
7-9pm, Waterstones Bookshop, Oxford Street Plaza (halfway between Oxford Circus and Tottenham Court Road tube stations). RSVP firstname.lastname@example.org.
We will be chatting, drinking, nibbling and chatting some more. There may be intelligent conversation, but I wouldn't count on it. I may give a speeech. Okay, I will definately give a speech but I promise to keep it short-ish.
I can see you're absolutely overflowing with excitement, yes, you at the back picking your nose. Don't think I can't see you.
Anyway...Waterstones will be transforming the shop into the Savage Fortress so it should like rather special. What more is there to say? Party. Please come. Details are repeated on the Events page, albeit in a slightly more amusing fashion.
Have a great Easter and don't pig out on the chocolate eggs!