Can you believe it? I've written FIVE books! HUZZAH!
The fifth one comes out this Thursday so I though time to give away some treats. You lucky, lucky people.
What have we got on offer? FIVE sets of prizes! FIVE!!!
THREE sets of the Ash Mistry trilogy!
TWO sets of the Billi SanGreal duology!
To anywhere in the WORLD!!!
Yes, it feels like Christmas has come early, doesn't it?
TO RECAP on how I've spent the last five years (and no, it wasn't all on Facebook and YouTube.)
THE ASH MISTRY TRILOGY
ASH MISTRY AND THE SAVAGE FORTRESS (ASH #1)
Take an average school boy. Add one immortal sorceror. Thrown in a demon king. Stir well and wait for it to blow up IN YOUR FACE!
Fav Line: "You know what? I've suddenly realised something. I'll the side-kick, aren't I?"
ASH MISTRY AND THE CITY OF DEATH (ASH #2)
Ash Mistry died last summer. Then Kali, the goddess of death and destruction, brought him back to be her weapon, the Kali-aastra. Now Ash must pay the price of being the world's deadliest killer. Greater dangers. Greater horrors. Greater sacrifices.
Fav Line: "I saved Savage's life. I'm such an idiot."
ASH MISTRY AND THE WORLD OF DARKNESS (ASH #3)
A world lost to demons. One weapon of Kali. NO CONTEST.
Fav Line: "What is democracy but rule of the mob?"
Now if that's not enough to have the blood pumping in your veins, there's yet more. Before Ash Mistry there was Billi SanGreal. And she will kick your butt very VERY hard.
DEVIL'S KISS (BILLI #1)
Meet Billi. She's fifteen and born to kill. Trained as a Knight Templar it's her job to destroy the Unholy. That's the things that go bump in the night. She's very good.
Fave Line: "Killing him should be easy. He's only six."
DARK GODDESS (BILLI #2)
The ancient witch, Baba Yaga, has returned. She's seen what humans have done to the planet. She's not happy. She's gathered her followers, a tribe of female werewolves, and is on the hunt. She has just one goal; to bring about Fimbulwinter, a new Ice Age. Bye bye, mankind.
Fav Line: "You shall keep the company of martyrs."
So, there you have it. a taste of what's on offer. It's raw, it is violent, and there is a high body count. Be warned. If you think you can handle it, just say hello or something in the comments section and next week I'll put all your names in a hat and we'll pick ourselves five winners. Easy-peasy.